Hello and Happy Holidays to you all! For the month of December, the crew here at TwoCentsTV.com will be writing our letters to TV Claus, a powerful being who transcends all beliefs to bring us the wonderment of good television. You’ll see a new letter to TV Claus almost daily here and we hope you’ll chime in your TwoCents to TV Claus too!
Dear TV Claus,
As I promised last year, I will start with your grade on the deliverables from last year.
You took that Kardashian off “X-Factor” (+1), you kept “Elementary” and its fast-talking-good-looking Brit (+1), there were minimal “mother-is-not-dead” storylines (+1), “The Mindy Project” is gracing my TV every week (+1), and you somewhat, for the most part, took stupid politicians off my telly (+0.5).
You did not make “Dexter” better (-1), take specific characters away to become TV Elves (-1), ship me Belle’s wardrobe (-1), and there were still some dumb quotes from politicians (-0.5). Don’t despair because that’s 4.5 out of 8 or 56% (a passing grade!!). My, I think I’m tearing up from your love!! I feel so special you paid close attention to my list.
Don’t let success stroke your ego too much. Let’s get down to business for the coming year. I know I’m demanding but it’s for your own good. I don’t want you to slack off and let yourself go. TV Claus, this is for you: